That's why I had to give up alcohol, man, you gotta pay your dues. You wake up and you feel like that scene from The Fly, going "Help meeeeee, Help meeeee." The whole room is spinning like a roulette wheel saying "Place your bets, place your bets!" And the old toilet in the corner is going "Talk to meeeee." - Robin Williams

Woke up at 5.45 am due to the sound of my cellphone beeping ("My battery's dead, going to shut down now-beep"), couldn't get back to sleep. Stomach's turning. Been a while since I had a few drinks. Now I remember why.

Oh, and on a totally unrelated, yet very funny note:
Dad vs. Daughter: 0-1