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Suicide bombings in Iraq, killing policeofficers and schoolchildren.
Bomb almost destroying Secret Service building in Saudi Arabia.
Israeli secret service killing two Hamas leaders in less than a month.

I am most certainly not a racist, but sometimes even I wish that we could just turn the whole middle east into one big concrete parkinglot.


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Apr. 22nd, 2004 06:25 am (UTC)
How would that solve one goddam thing?
Apr. 22nd, 2004 09:07 am (UTC)
well... its going to be concrete... they'll stop fighting for the goddamn oil ;)?
Apr. 22nd, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)
Isn't obvious? If we turn the middle east into a giant parking lot, then they I will be too busy finding a good parking spot to actually bomb each other. Of course, we do have to keep the parking spots that way that there is always one parking space short.

Or we could make the cars different colors and we project a giant figure in the sky (par example, a giant flower), and they will have to match it with the color of their cars, naturally, they will have to park between the lines. Although we have to convince them that the projection has been caused by Allah.

But I am sure we will find a solution for that.


Apr. 22nd, 2004 11:37 am (UTC)
Well, there's this Russian dude who invented a way to project commercials across the sky through space...
Apr. 22nd, 2004 03:13 pm (UTC)
I guess the meaning got lost in translation. The basic idea is to cover all countries and/or people intent on fighting under a concrete blanket of at least 10 feet thick. Since that would mean flattening a few large countries, we might as well turn those concrete wastelands into parkinglots.

It's a safer solution than to 'nuke the bastards' :)
Apr. 23rd, 2004 01:07 am (UTC)
We know you silly spottycat. We know :)

Heck, I said the same about Bosnia, but nooo, we had to send troops there and fuck up. And look what happened, it is still a mess, even the UN soldiers are killing each other :P
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