Rob Driessen (rob_d) wrote,
Rob Driessen
rob_d
  • Mood: enraged
  • Music: TAFKAP - The most beautiful girl in the world

Spam

My personally programmed spam filter in Outlook works pretty good. Catches all the Viagra, pr0n, insurances, debts, credit cards, loans and other junkemails so far. I'm used to all of that shit.

But if I get ONE MORE email from NIGERIA, ZAMBIA or UGANDA from a former president, military leader or any of their relatives asking me if I can help them get 20 to 30 mil US$ out of the country by giving them my bank details, I will MANUALLY rip out their tongue by first inserting my entire arm into their rectum and working my way up through their internal organs.

This has got to be the most annoying spam/scam I've encountered so far. At least twice a day for several weeks now.....
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