Imagine a driveway where three cars can park. Martin is the last one to park his car, I am the first one to drive away in the morning. *bump*
I just went to him to apologize. His reaction: "So YOU were the one who did that?" I almost punched myself in the face.
See the logic: No one else uses our driveway. My car is gone, his car is scratched. 1+1 = 2. Right? He didn't even figure it out. If I had kept my honest yet big mouth shut, he wouldn't have even thought of accusing me!!
I am too good and honest for this world. Luckily he took it with a smile. It's not like his car is new and expensive (read: it's a pile of junk on wheels) anyway....