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On penii

The male reproductive organ can be a strange thing. It's usually up and awake 10 minutes before the rest of your body. It sometimes wants to make its presence known when you really don't want it to. It can get stuck in your zipper (Think 'There's Something About Mary'). You have to put the toiletseat up (and down again) every time. Sometimes when you WANT it to perform, it won't. No guy is happy with the size/shape of his penis. Men have a penis and a brain and just enough blood for ONE of them to work (so says Robin Williams). Condoms make it look like a tiny Hare Krishna. Some men give their penis a separate name. Some parents call their son 'Dick' condemning him to a hard time in high school.

Just general thoughts. No idea what got me in this state of mind. P robably that sexy female colleague wearing a rather tight shirt today..... Hey, it's only natural.

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calli
Sep. 17th, 2003 06:53 am (UTC)
And that just proves that guys have one thing on thier mind.. *laughs*
rechan
Sep. 17th, 2003 07:48 am (UTC)
I love how the little emoticon thing has a beard. n.n

The phallic symbol is and has been worshipped by many cultures. Much like a cat, it seeks attention sometimes undiscriminantly. And when attention is found and lavished, it becomes placated and lazy, unless heavy pursueded to move again.
hackrabbit
Sep. 17th, 2003 10:42 am (UTC)
Just general thoughts. No idea what got me in this state of mind. P robably that sexy female colleague wearing a rather tight shirt today..... Hey, it's only natural.

Doh! >_
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