Rob Driessen (rob_d) wrote,
Rob Driessen
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Bad movies. As in REALLY bad.

OK, I've seen some weird shit over the years. Parodies, stupid films that took themselves way too seriously, films that parodied themselves and films that defy any label or logic.

I think it started with Kentucky Fried Movie as my first ever WTF! film. And it went further downhill from there. I've seen Wild Zero, the Japanese Rock-and-roll zombie film that promotes transsexual love. I've seen Sukijaki Western Django, a western with asian actors talking english and a Quentin Tarantino cameo. I've seen Route 666, about a cursed undead chain-gang seeking flesh and vengeance. Heck, I'll even go on record here and say: "Yes, I've seen Zombie Strippers, with Jenna Jameson and Robert 'Freddy Krueger' Englund."

So, as said, I thought I had my share of bad movies. Until Rick put a DVD into the player about two hours ago. It had Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Burt Reynolds and Ray Liotta. It had big battles. It was the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. The name? "In The Name Of The King (A Dungeon Siege Tale)". The director? The notorious Uwe Boll. This was my first Uwe Boll film and if I have any say in it, it'll be my last as well.

I want my two hours back!
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