With thanks to my daily nonsense calendar.
"I never wanted to go to Japan because I don't like fish. And they eat a LOT of fish there in Africa." - Britney Spears
"Every woman should have four pets: A mink in her wardrobe, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass who pays for everything." - Paris Hilton
"I used to do a lot of drugs. Don't tell anyone or my image will be shot to hell." - Courtney Love
"I never wanted to go to Japan because I don't like fish. And they eat a LOT of fish there in Africa." - Britney Spears
"Every woman should have four pets: A mink in her wardrobe, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass who pays for everything." - Paris Hilton
"I used to do a lot of drugs. Don't tell anyone or my image will be shot to hell." - Courtney Love
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I remember reading those exact three phrases last week on a bnn calender over at a friend's house. They got it on the toilet, gotta read something when sitting there. :P
We've got a moppen calendar but I don't remember seeing those quotes there ;D