"I never wanted to go to Japan because I don't like fish. And they eat a LOT of fish there in Africa." - Britney Spears
"Every woman should have four pets: A mink in her wardrobe, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass who pays for everything." - Paris Hilton
"I used to do a lot of drugs. Don't tell anyone or my image will be shot to hell." - Courtney Love