You forget to take your mobile phone with you to work for ONE day and you end up getting shouted at for not answering it, then coming home to see 30 missed calls. Damn.
Today we had a wedding dinner for 41 guests. A *wedding* dinner. The groom was smoking pot, the bride drank pink wine like it was water and smoked heavy tobacco, there were pitchers beer on the table because people kept asking for them, two ugly women kept coming onto one of my colleagues. A *WEDDING* dinner. I don't understand people.