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Courtesy of New Zealand.

Some Taranaki parents have been branded child abusers because of the bizarre names they are giving their children.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt made public his concerns in a written decision after a custody hearing in New Plymouth revealed a couple had named their child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

The judge was so worried about the effect on the girl he ordered her to be temporarily placed under the guardianship of the court so a suitable name could be chosen.

Among other names cited by Judge Murfitt were Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and twins, Benson and Hedges and Fish and Chips.

In the Talula case, he said the parents of the nine-year-old had shown very poor judgment.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," he said in his ruling.

The girl, who had not had her birth officially registered in New Zealand, had told the court she was so embarrassed about her given name that she had not revealed it to any of her friends.

"She fears being mocked and teased and in that she has a greater level of insight than either of her parents," he said.

Judge Murfitt said judges throughout New Zealand's Family Courts were "dismayed by the eccentricity of names" that parents were giving their children.

He cited other examples in Taranaki where parents gave their children names of six-cylinder Ford cars and twins that had been named Benson and Hedges.

"Within this region, children have been saddled with names such as Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, tragically, Violence," he said.

In a recent Taranaki family court hearing, Judge Murfitt discovered for the first time a mother had named her daughter in text language - giving her the name O.crnia, instead of spelling it out as Oceania.

Judge Murfitt was prevented from talking to the Taranaki Daily News further on the issue yesterday by Principal Family Court Judge Peter Boshier.

His office did, however, provide a number of other names from throughout New Zealand that had come to the attention of the Family Court.

They included twins who had been named Fish and Chips, as well as another set named Masport and Mower. Some of the boys' names included Yeah Detroit, Spiral Cicada, Kaos, Fat Boy, Stallion and even Hitler.

Girls were not spared either, with Cinderella Beauty Blossom and Twisty Poi registered, while the gender of children named Nero, Keenan Got Lucky and Sex Fruit was not known.

Judge Murfitt said the widespread problem could not easily be fixed because parents had a wide discretion as to the name they chose to bestow on their child.

While the ideal of seeking a unique name could not be criticised "these parents have failed in exercising the first and important task of parenthood". He said it was not "a time to be frivolous or to create a hurdle for their child's future life."

Children's Commissioner Cindy Kiro, of Wellington, fully supported Judge Murfitt's "sensible decision" to grant the court temporary custody of Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii so that her name could be changed.

Dr Kiro was extremely concerned parents could give a child such a name and that the parents had not bothered to register their daughter.

She said it was up to parents "to wake up and treat their children with respect".

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skunktaur
Jul. 24th, 2008 07:59 am (UTC)
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hackrabbit
Jul. 24th, 2008 08:01 am (UTC)
HAHA! Murfitt! LOL, what a name!
lasttowin
Jul. 24th, 2008 11:35 am (UTC)
There was a US Senator from Louisiana that named a daughter
"Ima", their last name was Hogg.
Had a Heart surgeon here in Tulsa, Dr. Safety First.
Also a home builder, Never Fail.

http://music.aol.com/video/a-boy-named-sue-live/johnny-cash/1756463
bikerwalla
Jul. 28th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.'


Well, he must o' thought that it was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.'

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that give me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.'

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down but, to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.'

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
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